Blonde guy joke?
Decided to poke fun at myself :
There was a brunette an readhead, and a blonde guy who were all electricians and working on the top floor of a 20 story high building. The red head opened his lunchbox to find a burrito and said: “If I find another burrito in my lunch tomorrow I’m going to jump off this building to my death.”
The brunette guy finds cabbage in his lunch box and says the same thing as the red head. Then the blond guy finds a bolongna sandwich and says I’m also going to jump if I find another bolongna sandwich
It was the next day and all three men found the same lunch and jumped to there deaths.
At the funeral the red head’s wife is crying and she says: “If only I knew he didn’t like burritos I wouldn’t have made them.”
Then they all look at the brunette guy’s wife and she is sobbing: “If only I knew he didn’t want cabbage I wouldn’t have made it”
They look over at the blonde’s wife who wasn’t crying and she said “Hey, it’s not my fault my husband makes his own lunch”
